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New nameWe all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humour . . . The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names . . . Follow the instructions to find your new name. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = snickle Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day. |
Copyright Roy Dickason, October 2002 and April 2019. |