shopping

Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please?
Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.

Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?
Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same, cancer scare.

Customer: Hamburger Relish?
Shopkeeper: Cancer scare.

Customer: Sausage and Mash?
Shopkeeper: Cancer scare.

Customer: Cottage Pie?
Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, cancer scare.

Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a cancer scare?
Shopkeeper: Yes.

Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then.
Shopkeeper: Certainly. Four pounds and fifty pence please.

Customer: Thanks !!